Na jó, persze hogy paródia, de azért pár mosolyt megér. If Oscar Acceptance Speeches Were Truthful. Amit beszúrok az Cameron és a Titanik.
“Wow. I’m so, well, um, not really surprised at all. Like 75 percent of the Academy actually worked on this darn movie. Simply put: you pump 200 mil into the Hollywood economy, and people are gonna pay you back for helping ‘em out, you know? Heck—the sound guy alone made 150 grand, and I think we put the makeup guy’s kid through college. Literally. We put him down as ‘best boy’ or ‘key grip’ or something, but we actually just paid for his tuition at UCLA. And guess what? His dad gets to vote for these little guys.” [points to statue] “Oh, and that nude scene with Kate Winslet was totally unnecessary, but, gosh, I’m glad I thought it up and said it was ‘integral to the dignity of the script.’ I bet you studs out there are too!”